Melissa Esterby →
groundbreak: SO MUCH LOVE Seconded.
alexbalk: You ever notice how the phrase “I’m going to be honest with you” is never followed by something pleasant like, “We’re bumping you up to first class,” or “It’s all blowjobs from here on out”? Honesty sucks, apparently.
Little pizza restaurant had a deal of $20 for two glasses of wine and a salad and pizza. I took my kid, so fuck yes I drank both glasses. The first one went fast and I looked sexy as balls just cold quaffing that shit.