January 2011
thirdculturekid-deactivated2011 asked: Same.
Oh, and in 2011 I should probably stop pretending I'm Oprah.
Oh, and in 2011 I should probably stop pretending I'm Oprah.
thirdculturekid-deactivated2011 asked: Same.
Oh, and in 2011 I should probably stop pretending I'm Oprah.
Oh, and in 2011 I should probably stop pretending I'm Oprah.
thirdculturekid-deactivated2011 asked: Any resolutions?
thirdculturekid-deactivated2011 asked: Any resolutions?
“A woman has a right to be the person that she wants to be. Relying on everybody...”
– Jenna Jameson (via carissagold)
“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t...”
– John Waters (via fridgeart)
December 2010
Anonymous asked: I'm a 16 year old girl. Too wild to stay home, too young to do anything legally. I want alcohol. I don't have a fake. I only have a few people who can buy for me, and I don't really want to ask them. I won't steal, and I'm pretty sure everyone around here cards the fuck out of you. I'm thinking of making some myself with the sugar water and yeast recipe. Tips? ...
Anonymous asked: I'm a 16 year old girl. Too wild to stay home, too young to do anything legally. I want alcohol. I don't have a fake. I only have a few people who can buy for me, and I don't really want to ask them. I won't steal, and I'm pretty sure everyone around here cards the fuck out of you. I'm thinking of making some myself with the sugar water and yeast recipe. Tips? ...
Anonymous asked: what makes a good blowjob?
Anonymous asked: Do you have any advice for someone who is looking for a fake ID? Or at least a funny story or someshit.
Anonymous asked: what makes a good blowjob?
Anonymous asked: Do you have any advice for someone who is looking for a fake ID? Or at least a funny story or someshit.
Anonymous asked: would you date someone if she was seventeen, but miraculously precocious and sexually capable?
Anonymous asked: would you date someone if she was seventeen, but miraculously precocious and sexually capable?
Anonymous asked: Indulge me. The best blowjob you've ever had came from someone with what color of hair?
Anonymous asked: Indulge me. The best blowjob you've ever had came from someone with what color of hair?
32 new followers today
If you posted great stuff, you got me.
If you posted Nicki Minaj or had music auto-playing on your page, you did not.
Keep it real, people.
thetinynina asked: SIDE-BOOB! The older art world has quite the side-boob for you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jean_Auguste_Dominique_Ingres,_La_Grande_Odalisque,_1814.jpg
Unless this side-boob business is a reference to something else......... ಠ_ಠ
Unless this side-boob business is a reference to something else......... ಠ_ಠ
thetinynina asked: SIDE-BOOB! The older art world has quite the side-boob for you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jean_Auguste_Dominique_Ingres,_La_Grande_Odalisque,_1814.jpg
Unless this side-boob business is a reference to something else......... ಠ_ಠ
Unless this side-boob business is a reference to something else......... ಠ_ಠ
My ask box is open to:
mellowseas:
FMKs
“Have you ever..”
“Would you rather..”
This or that
Personal questions
TMI Questions
Random questions.
Random things you want to tell me.
Anonymous questions of any nature.
Your honest opinion on anything.
Your honest opinion about me.
cynicismandspunk:
I was starting to get a little sad about not having plans for New Year’s Eve, but then I remembered that Snooki is going to drop in a ball and things were better.
Also, my sister got Just Dance 2 for Christmas and while fun, it caused me to decide that I am out of shape.
This is the moment I hit ‘follow’
barefootfussy asked: I'm not going to ask you any more questions, as you always respond with one or two word answers. That's just not good enough.
barefootfussy asked: I'm not going to ask you any more questions, as you always respond with one or two word answers. That's just not good enough.
thirdculturekid-deactivated2011 asked: Do you want a weird zombie girl with side-boobs to give you a blowjob in a muscle car?
thirdculturekid-deactivated2011 asked: Do you want a weird zombie girl with side-boobs to give you a blowjob in a muscle car?
Reblog if you want your followers to put their...
Christ, cokey
One reblog by you and I pick up 10 followers in 15 minutes.
giantevilhead asked: Any advice to turn a semi-sexy hunk of man like myself into an over-the-top-don't-fuck-with-me piece of man-meat like yourself?
