.fan of weird people, side-boob, zombies, jennifer connelly before she lost all the weight, low-key photographs.

.irish-american, probably drinks too much, tall, dark, handsome, tattooed, achy most days, wears glasses for reading, drives too fast, hits the brakes later than is generally considered safe, world-class whiner, forgetful as hell, slow to wake and slower to sleep, eschewer of all things passive (voice, women, children, knives).

.poster of other people's pictures, honorer of copyrights, deleter of posts when contacted via (friendly) email at afstclair at gmail dot com if you are the owner of the original material and do not wish it to be posted here

.i credit everyone i reblog if i find it on your tumblr, but i strip all the credits from where *you* reblogged it.this tumblr is primarily for my aesthetic enjoyment and all those credits muck it up and make it ugly.you're just going to have to deal with that.

.addicted to nicotine, pretty pictures, and not much else.

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4th December 2009

Photo reblogged from dani.life.uncensored. with 941 notes

danigreyy:

danigreyy:

4th December 2009

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For less than seven bucks, this thing won’t explode in your face at all. Nope. Perfectly safe.

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For less than seven bucks, this thing won’t explode in your face at all. Nope. Perfectly safe.

4th December 2009

Photo reblogged from Craig's Blog with 10 notes

craigalicious:
I don’t know if anyone else has ever noticed this but Ima say it: her Marilyn tattoo looks more like Jenna Jameson .

craigalicious:

I don’t know if anyone else has ever noticed this but Ima say it: her Marilyn tattoo looks more like Jenna Jameson .

3rd December 2009

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My ‘Like’ to ‘Reblog’ ratio is about 30:1

And it doesn’t seem to matter if I post tits or zombies.

3rd December 2009

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If I was a woman

My screen name would be ‘Apparatchick’

Any of you people with vaginas are welcome to that one, because I will never use it. It goes well with your mutiple orgasms and your shoes and all that shit you people get to have.

3rd December 2009

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charmingortedious:

juliasegal:(via hewhocannotbenamed)
Heh.  The secret diary of all my ex boyfriends.
“Speak European” is the best part.

 I’m a little partial to ‘Online Friendships’
Which makes me and you, Sterner, fucking awesome

charmingortedious:

juliasegal:(via hewhocannotbenamed)

Heh.  The secret diary of all my ex boyfriends.

“Speak European” is the best part.

 I’m a little partial to ‘Online Friendships’

Which makes me and you, Sterner, fucking awesome

3rd December 2009

Photo reblogged from this isn't happiness. with 72 notes

nevver:

25 years ago today, The Bhopal Disaster

 I remember this happening. Union Carbide changed their name after this so no one would associate the company with creeping and sudden death. Praxair = Union Carbide

nevver:

25 years ago today, The Bhopal Disaster

 I remember this happening. Union Carbide changed their name after this so no one would associate the company with creeping and sudden death. Praxair = Union Carbide

3rd December 2009

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juliasegal:

Erykah Badu-Tyrone

I think you better call Tyrone…but you can’t use my phone…

 Best GTFO song of all time. OF ALL TIME!

3rd December 2009

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moonweed:

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moonweed:

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3rd December 2009

Photo reblogged from this isn't happiness. with 104 notes

nevver:

Jeremy Geddes

nevver:

Jeremy Geddes

3rd December 2009

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3rd December 2009

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Rahrah - you bombed my dashboard with sweet sweet candy last night. I haven’t seen you for months (maybe it’s been days - hard to tell on the internets)

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Rahrah - you bombed my dashboard with sweet sweet candy last night. I haven’t seen you for months (maybe it’s been days - hard to tell on the internets)

2nd December 2009

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florencio:

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2nd December 2009

Photo reblogged from How to live in a swamp and be three-dimensional with 392 notes

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:
Boozer, we need these.

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

Boozer, we need these.

30th November 2009

Photo reblogged from 30 years old child with 69 notes

jhulyjohns:
I could look at this for minutes

jhulyjohns:

I could look at this for minutes